The Weekly Dump 4.7.17

Santa Mierda! It’s a spring break rescue party at Panther Beach, a water rescue at Steamer Lane, the Aptos Fire Chief on the hot seat, the Harbor Hooker gets put on ICE, woman foaming at the mouth in front of the Post Office, downtown fight leaves man knocked out, the stuff I don’t talk about, Riverwalk “improvements”, new condos possibly coming to Pacific Avenue, free gun locks, time to quit smoking, March crime statistics for the city, Hugh’s News, Guerreros, and more!