The Weekly Dump 3.15.19

Of course it’s a crazy Dump this week. It’s the Ides of March! Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your eyes and ears! I come not to bury bad news but acknowledge it in vibrantly honest fashion! With apologies to Shakespeare and Mark Antony, this week’s oration includes a car hitting a Metro bus, SCPD steps up patrols around Camp Bernal, road raging motorcyclist with gun taken down, SCPD warns about scam, the gift that keeps giving, cognac for breakfast, art thief busted, happy loving couples make it look so easy, Bonesios bum chase, Camp Bernal bum chase, fire destroys Boulder Creek home, Mocha Frappuccino, for the love of beer, the 15th is coming, living next door to Camp Bernal, drugs, guns, and recidivism, the world outside our bubble is watching us, city council flatulence, Watsonville man found guilty of murder, and more!