The Weekly Dump 3.20.20

This week, it’s the end of the world as we know it but I feel fine. And it’s my bicentennial! Of course, we’ve got my thoughts on coronavirus, the Water Street Human Dumpster Fire gets evicted, Brent Adams got stabbed, quit waving your gun around, shooting off with morning coffee, if the shirt fits, the gift that keeps on giving, Turnstiler of the Week, quit bothering SCPD, one way to sanitize it, swag is coming, and we celebrate 200 straight weeks of bringing vibrant honesty to Santa Cruz!