The Weekly Dump 10.15.21

Time for the latest Weekly Dump! This week, Andy Mills is moving along, carrying loaded guns gets you a pass, squeeze box, a temporary wrap, bumosas for breakfast, flash in the can, slash in the can, the wild wild Western Drive, Ryan Coonerty wants to be city manager, and the feds give us $3 million dollars to waste on homelessness.

The Weekly Dump 10.8.21

Another day late dollar short version of the Weekly Dump! This week, we had drug traffickers arrested with ghost guns and lots of drugs, Lord of the Flies, breakfast on Broadway, here we go round in circles, swing and a miss, roadhouse blues, the gift that keeps on giving, playing in traffic on ocean Street, running down a dream, do you know the way to Monterey, and Ryan’s seat got warmer.

The Weekly Dump 10.1.21

Time for the latest Rocktober Edition of the Weekly Dump! This week, SCPD found a pipe bomb at Harbor High, we had a carjacking near the Boardwalk, airing out our dirty laundry, dumpster diving for Santa Clara’s trash, waving his knife on the way out of Pacific Wave, wave a shotgun and still get your Jumbo Jack, pain in the HindQuarter, batter up, dropping in, and third times a charm.

The Weekly Dump 9.24.21

Adios to Summer, it’s officially Fall and we’ve got the latest Weekly Dump falling in your lap a little late this week. We had another drowning up near Davenport this week, the 3rd in the past 2 weeks. We had a drive by gang shooting near the Boardwalk, Saturday night’s alright for fighting, we had a couple local surfers rescue a woman and her two kids after she possibly tried to murder them by driving into the bay, we had a stalker arrested with an assault rifle and a sawed off shotgun, making the Baby Jesus cry, podcasting, the show that never ends, and we Zoom in on the latest Santa Cruz city council meeting.

The Weekly Dump 9.17.21

Time for another slice of vibrant honesty in the latest Weekly Dump! This week, we brought out the Bearcat to help the feds, we had two drownings near Davenport, weird socks, bush league batterers, where’s the grifter union, Watsonville gangbangers plead guilty to murders, smashing pumpkins, the collateral damage of county probation, less than penny bail, Iron Man invades Santa Cruz, Zooming in on the Santa Cruz city council, downsizing the county jails, and the Weekly Seen.

The Weekly Dump 9.10.21

Time for this week’s fashionably late Weekly Dump! This week, we had at least 5 inmates overdose at the county jail on Friday afternoon, welcome to paradise, drunk and out of control in downtown, green grass and high tides forever, drunk raging at Jack in the Box, three penny opera, running down a dream, less than penny bail, more less than penny bail, skating away on the thin ice of a new day, turn the cheek, and we had a water rescue off It’s Beach.

The Weekly Dump 9.3.21

Time for the latest and probably not the greatest Weekly Dump! This week, we had a couple little gang bangers stab another student to death at Aptos High School, three suspected gang members were arrested after a drive by shooting on Blaine Street, a Watsonville man confessed to murder, we had a girl in middle school pull a knife on another student in Watsonville, 5 Guys and a knife, no charges filed against deputies in shooting, penny bail, just asking to be pulled over, going west over the cliff, something’s coming, pleasing the pig, where’s Bob Noise, district elections are coming, and the Weekly Seen is back channelling some RHCP.

The Weekly Dump 8.27.21

Time for the latest Weekly Dump! This week, we had a murder/suicide in Capitola, Nails Plus the bum in the attic, a burglary on Beach Street, a carjacker gets arrested on Ocean Street, the Homeless Drug Garden Projects, brawling on Twin lakes beach, huge bond for Cabrillo hate crime battery, stalker arrested with loaded guns, stealing laughing gas, Zooming in on the Santa Cruz city council, pouring one out for Martin Bernal, and DUI checkpoints are back!

The Weekly Dump 8.20.21

Only a day late this week! But it’s because we’ve got a huge dump to deliver. This week, we had a bank robbery downtown, an armed robbery at a local hotel, cars crashing into buildings, violent sex offenders in Bonny Doon, repercussions to idiot compassion, the weekly DOA in the park, a stabbing on Felker, naked wrestling with SCPD, willful ignorance and tone deaf moments from the mayor, back on the chain gang, lots of penny bailers, a couple of local fires, bail is irrelevant, the Human Dingleberry gets arrested, tow and go, and break out your masks again.

The Weekly Dump 8.13.21

Late last week and early this week. Time for the Weekly Dump! We had a couple of shitbag transient losers plead guilty to murdering a Good Samaritan from Aptos last year, an armed robbery on 3rd Street, a carjacking at gunpoint, relax it’s Holiday Inn, two die in motorcycle crash, teenager arrested in Watsonville murder, banging in the Beach Flats, West Cliffisticuffs, don’t want him near the kid’s playground, mischief in the park, the way to San Jose, arsonist in Scotts valley, and zooming in on the Santa Cruz city council.

The Weekly Dump 8.6.21

It’s finally time for the latest Weekly Dump! Better late than never I guess. It was a nutty week last week, we had the big bum camp bust, only to see most of them released or given penny bail, we had Fentanyl dealers with weapons of mass destruction given penny bail by Jim Hart, we had a Watsonville gang stabbing, 12 pounds of heroin can’t keep him in jail, the usual felony violation of parole, capsicum, drunk and disorderly on Mission, bum rushed in the benchlands, she went to hell and came back alive, over the edge, and that pesky COVID thing is still causing big problems.

The Weekly Dump 7.30.21

Time for the latest, fashionably late, Weekly Dump! Lots of people dying under suspicious circumstances this week. Killing us softly with their song and dance. We’re also talking dire straits, lumberjacks, suspected rapists causing mayhem, falling into the Gap, local murder suspect arrested in Idaho, crash into me, ungrateful spread, Keith McKaren, ass dismissed, and the return of the Weekly Seen.

The Weekly Dump 7.23.21

Time for the latest Weekly Dump, bringing you vibrantly honest, unfiltered news and views from the tarnished jewel we call Santa Cruz. This week, the coroner announced that the body found off Shaffer Road along Skid Row wasn’t a homicide but just another drug overdose, we had a suicidal person thankfully rescued off an overpass after escaping from Dominican Hospital, we had a couple speedy deliveries, the idiocy of AB109 and “PRCS”, Saturday night’s alright for fighting, man on a Mission, SCPD isn’t mething around, greasy turnstiles, kind of blue, the axe man, bum paradise, and that pesky COVID is still around!

The Weekly Dump 7.16.21

The Santa Cruz Fire Chief saves us again! He doesn’t just save lives, he saves us from ourselves again! We also had a woman stabbed to death in Watsonville, the usual Metro madness, high speed chase ends poorly, making St. Francis cry, Darwin’s law, the jail didn’t want him either, lacking repercussions, brawling at the Blue Lagoon, bad decisions lead to 10 years in prison, the magic bus has left the station, another downtown bum fight, drunk smashes up King Street, home invasion on the westside, and that dumbass from San Jose is finally out of jail.

The Weekly Dump 7.9.21

Get ready for the crush of tourists as temperatures are expected to soar everywhere but here. Lucky us. This week, we’ve got SCPD picking up bum trash in San Lorenzo park, dead end streets, nice views, cataclysmic converters, driver barrels into people in Watsonville, a bad day at the beach, Chrysler Sebrings, a fix for the road, burning down the house, and the return of the weenie mob from Antioch.

The Weekly Dump 7.2.21

Fourth of July weekend in Santa Cruz! What a joy. Gridlocked streets. Crowded beaches. Chuckleheads lighting off illegal fireworks. And this week, we’ve got a woman found murdered in her RV parked downtown, the judge says it’s time to go, the human barnacle finally gets arrested, transients fighting in traffic, young drunk and stupid, the food isn’t good enough to fight over, bum central, shitty dad of the week, back on the chain gang, and please, don’t be a fireworks putz.

The Weekly Dump 6.25.21

Summer breeze! Makes me feel fine. While everyone else swelters, we enjoy the natural air conditioning. Time for the latest Weekly Dump! This week, Caltrans clears their mess, carjacking fugitive arrested in San Lorenzo Park, a deadly weapon assault on Beach Street, local drunk tries to steal the Sea Odyssey catamaran, high as a kite and riding a bike on 17, liquid courage, unrelated shootings in Watsonville, poker face, suspected pedophile arrested, naked guy on Felker Street, the Ideal place to brawl, and the Santa Cruz city council wastes a lot of time and money on nothing.

The Weekly Dump 6.18.21

California and Santa Cruz are officially open for business again (kind of)! We’re talking a return to normalcy, murder and mayhem is a local non-story, freepers creepers, bad habits, Madre de Mierda y la Ramada, the weekly walking un-dead story, do-rag smackdowns, lord of the flies, UCSC mandates, and the Weekly Seen.

The Weekly Dump 6.11.21

We’ve got a big old Dump for you this week! It’s been one of those kind of weeks! We’ve got the needles and the damage done, a couple of brawls at the wharf, a liquor store stabbing, a dead body behind the tannery, an attempted murder in Watsonville, a couple of beatdowns in the benchlands, plastic machetes, bad tourists from Oregon, harboring sex offenders from North Carolina, the walking not quite dead, Bumnesios, motorcyclist hits bicyclist, solo Highway 17 fatality, paying tribute to a local hero, burning RV shuts down Highway 1 traffic, solo kayaker rescued, stolen guitars recovered, Zooming in on the city council meeting, and we’ve got our first official candidate for Ryan’s seat.

The Weekly Dump 6.4.21

Time for another edition of the Weekly Dump! We kicked off summer this week, surviving our first ever “post pandemic” Memorial Day weekend. We’re seeing downtown get re-shaped, packing heat downtown, gunfights on Elm Street, getting assaulted with a deadly weapon at “Friendship Gardens”, making the Baby Jesus cry, set up like a bowling pin, a running stolen car isn’t a good place to pass out, it’s good to have friends with Narcan, subjective law enforcement fail, Watsonville thieves arrested, faith hope and charity, two killed in Corralitos crash, and Big Basin Vineyards is opening a new wine bar downtown!